Friday, June 22, 2007


I just thought of a good catch phrase if they ever do an information campaign about Bowel Cancer:

Watch Your Wipe

Thursday, June 07, 2007

One reason the bus is not so good...

If you try to write some music on the bus, you sometimes get travel sick. Particularly if you sit up the back of the bus.


I saw this sign going past the donut shop:

Avoid the queue, order your donuts online for home delivery.

I thought, "Lazy bastards. If they have queues, why don't they just hire more staff."

Friday, June 01, 2007

An Ungodly Hour

I was up at about 4am this morning. Too many things on my mind at the moment I reckon. It occurred to me, "Gee Michael, you are up at an ungodly hour."

Then I began wondering about the origin of the term. Obviously, Pagans were getting up in the early mornings to perform their disgusting rituals or something like this.

6-1/2 hours of googling later and still no wiser.